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Nan's House

by High Viz Jackit Theory

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A snarling chant-along punk adventure fuelled by cheap pink wine and an unflinching desire to spread a vital public service message “Don’t do that at your Nan’s House”.

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I used to be really tall
But then I got shorter
I used to be really old
But then I got younger
I used to be a cereal person
But now I’ve switched to toast
I used to have one sugar in my brew
But now I have two
Cause I’m fucking bitter
I don’t like cats they’re stupid
I don’t really buy music
I just talk to myself
I sit in my room and I masturbate
I just go on PornHub and click wildly and hope for the best
Watched three hours of gay porn the other night
Can’t say that was a mistake

Swings and roundabouts
At least it wasn't at my nan’s house

Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
It’s fucking disgusting
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
It’s fucking disgusting

When that urge comes over you and you’re sat in your nan’s front room
Don’t do it, wait for home
Wait till your home
Get comfortable with some lotion
Enjoy the motion
Get comfortable
You don’t wanna be doing it next to the doilies

Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
It’s fucking weird

Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
It’s fucking* weird

It’s fucking weird

I know you’ve had a beer
Why you drinking with your nan that’s weird
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house
Don’t do that at your nan’s house

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released November 14, 2019

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High Viz Jackit Theory Stoke On Trent, UK

High Viz Jackit Theory are Stoke based punk rotters, fuelled by low-cost carbonated beverages and an unquenchable thirst for chaos. An argument in a pub disguised as a band, made up of a shirtless recovering poet, a roadman with a music teacher for a dad, a pizza delivering cynic and a bottle of cheap wine with a beard. ... more

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