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I like the rain the rain’s real
It doesn’t deal in make believe
Its fallen as long as i remember
It's fallen from my head i can't remember
When i first fell for it
Life's great myth
Now the belly of the beast
Serves carbonated piss
And mezze platters from Asda
The walls are plastered with pictures of strong women from history
Kathy Bates in Misery
Keep calm carry on and dig for victory
Some other patriotic bullshit
Songs from Cruiseship’s
Jane Macdonald
Then lunch
Followed by a round of fine preserves
Served on polystyrene curls
While we all chat about culture

I like the cold
The colds honest
His acts polished
Freezes everything
Fucks off
He doesn't break promises
He doesn't talk about politics
Over smashed avocado on toast
At a brunch meeting at a west end bar
Themed around the south coast
Where tiny cardboard cutouts of locals
Join you at the table for that authentic feel
That's not a plate that's a sheet of steel
Pass it here I’ll do it
Put on some music
Let’s have a fucking dance
To some belters
Brahms and The Selecter
Played in alternating chunks
Through a radio with shit batteries
Shaped like a cactus
Let’s fucking have it

Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out
Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out
Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out

Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out
Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out
Let’s all just claw our fucking eyes out

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from Grandads Off Licence, released February 29, 2020

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High Viz Jackit Theory Stoke On Trent, UK

High Viz Jackit Theory are Stoke based punk rotters, fuelled by low-cost carbonated beverages and an unquenchable thirst for chaos. An argument in a pub disguised as a band, made up of a shirtless recovering poet, a roadman with a music teacher for a dad, a pizza delivering cynic and a bottle of cheap wine with a beard. ... more

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